Sun Sept 30

Items-Burnt Scarab Cookie, Fire Mote, Poisonous Jelly, Sausage Omelette, Healing Potion IV, Rainbow Dung, Butterfish, Petrified Bone, Lesser Spotted Fish.
Fortune-You will be chased by legions of insane Scorchios.
Other-a fishing skill point for my Uni and Aisha

Sat. Sept. 29

Items-Green Cybunny Plushie, Traditional Bone Throne, Lemon Jelly, Orange Chicken, Giant Green Kelp, Old Rotten Right Sandal, Old Rotten Right Boot, Rotting Driftwood.
Fortune- You will be taunted by a pack of enormous Techos.
Upgrades-restoral to full hit points (my Grundo), 7hp per pet, fishing skill points (1) for my Grundo and Blumaroo.

Note: When King Hagan says "I ain't dense!" he means it. I tried the same wisdom on him from yesterday that he liked so much, he told me he already knew that. Make sense, doesn't it? Because I already told him yesterday, so of course he already knew that.

Friday Sept 28

Items-Altadorian Bread, Glowing Jelly, Plain Omelette, Healing Potion I, Bitten Green Apple, Tin of Olives, Butterfish, Butterfish, Scrawnyfish, Cheery Plant, Mage Spells
Other-Fortune:"You will suffer injuries from legions of enormous Chias.", FSP: strangeobject, Alison571, Resnick13323, THIS!:

Wise Old King

King Hagan listens contently to your words of wisdom...

"Pity those who underestimate pride are similar to the pride of a school of eager Cheerlub," you utter cleverly.

He ponders all that you have said.

Wow! King Hagan is very impressed.

King Hagan Says:
Ahh, brilliant! It's good to know there are intelligent Neopians out there.
I give you an A+! (806 out of 1000)
You must take this gift from me.

King Hagan hands you:

Mage Spells

He also gives you 312 Neopoints!

Something Has Happened!
You are now eligible to use 'Skeith - King Hagan' as an avatar on the NeoBoards!

Is there such thing as a free lunch?

That is what I plan to find out. I'm taking a vacation from the Lab Ray right now, and as often as I can I will try to post my freebie winnings on Neopets of the day. I'm using Jellyneo's daily service which is awesome BTW.

Items-Ummagine, Glowing Jelly, Broken Fishing Pole, Rainbow Dung, Butterfish, Carrot and Pea Omelette, Petrified Bone, Grey Sea Fern.
Other-1 defence pt for Audrey50neo, 7hp per pet, fortune: "You will defeat in single combat a pack of flying Kaus.", a NeoFriend, fishing skill points for Audrey50neo, Alison571, Resnick13323 (one each), reply to a message I left at our guild.

Petpet Lab Zap #53

The Petpet Laboratory

The creepy Kookith quickly grabs FruiteeSlurpee and runs straight into the laboratory. Since you and s0311661 are too big to follow, you poke your head in the door to witness the fate of the little Petpet.

The Kookith begins wildly pushing buttons on the console, which looks to be made of cardboard and... Achyfi cans?! This can't be right! You begin formulating a plan to rescue your Petpet and run far, far away, but it's too late. The ray has already been fired...

FruiteeSlurpee shall now be known as Tumbles. How nice.

Okay, maybe not that nice. Lets hope you have better luck tomorrow.

The petpet ray obviously does not like me changing the name back because every time I zap FruiteeSlurpee his name changes back. So I guess he is Tumbles for now.

Lab Zap #54

Hee hee hee!
The ray is fired at hfj1143316262254...

... and she goes down to level 1 :(